Really Random Moments While Watching Movies

Post a really random moment in a movie or that you had during a movie.

I was watching "Daft Punk's Electroma" with my much older sister and her friends. There was a scene where the camera slowly went closer to this mountain/hill for about 5 minutes while playing music. We couldn't tell if it was a mountain or a vagina (seriously, we couldn't!), and then my sister's friend said "That there is the biggest vagina I ever did saw" in some southern accent. I swear, it was really **** funny. It was also funny how we spent about 5 minutes contemplating on wether it was a vagina or a hill. Either way, I'm on my way to find it!

Another random moment was when some kid in the movie theater kept on yelling colors on the screen during a commercial for Spiderman 3 (it was a while ago). He kept yelling, "BLUE!!! GREEN!!! YELLOW!!! PINK!!! RED!!! BLUE!!! BLACK!!! GREEN!!! RED!!! BLUE!!!" He got rather annoying, so I yelled at him "I swear to god, if you don't shut that **** mouth of yours right now, I will find you after the movie, take this pocket knife, open up your insides, pull your intestines so you could see them as I slowly slice them apart in a see-saw motion and stuff it in your mouth (actually, it was something a tad bit worse, but this gives you the general idea)!" He stopped and never said a word for the rest of the day. "Who knew you had an exremely dark side!" my sister said.

How dark

When I went to see "Zack & Miri Make A Porno" (It was a 12+ in Holland!), at the part where the girl is getting.... Intimate from behind, and craps all over the camera guy, the entire cinema started laughing. We continued laughing for two minutes, until we all finally calmed down. Then, as the movie changes scene and fades to balck, the entire cinema stared laughing again!

It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Antari wrote:How dark

When I went to see "Zack & Miri Make A Porno" (It was a 12+ in Holland!), at the part where the girl is getting.... Intimate from behind, and craps all over the camera guy, the entire cinema started laughing. We continued laughing for two minutes, until we all finally calmed down. Then, as the movie changes scene and fades to balck, the entire cinema stared laughing again!

It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Lol I loved that movie

Me and my sister went to see iron man a while back and these dam sweeds kept going HAR HAR HAR every 5 **** minutes so everytime they laughed me and my sis threw a rock solid sweet at their heads and hid behind the seats then after they looked away we moved seats and after a while the rest of the cinema was with us and we just pwned them, I dont think they like england anymore

while we went to see bridge to terrabithia my friends and I brought the book and began yelling out spoilers and saying the character's lines. Unfortunately there was like 5 others soooooo it wasn't as funny. Also I was watching Akira with some of my friends and there's this part were a guy starts hallucinating giant teddy bears that bleed milk, suddenly one of my friends screamed from up stairs so we ran up to see what was happening. There was a teddy bear.... drenched in milk. we were all freaking out the we realized the girl screamed because she spilt the milk on the teddy bear. This other time we decided to watch New Moon, just because we all hate twilight that much. So there were about 10 other people in the theater and they were twi-hard fans. This one part Bella yells "I'm coming!" And Ed says "But I don't want you to come!" We were laughing so hard because our minds were in the gutter. One of the twilight fans turns around and says "What's so funny?" and we say, "She's coming but her boyfriend doesn't want her to come, and now things are awkward!" She didn't get our immature jokes.

Superevil225 wrote:Today, we decided to watch New Moon, just because we all hate twilight that much. So there were about 10 other people in the theater and they were twi-hard fans. This one part Bella yells "I'm coming!" And Ed says "But I don't want you to come!" We were laughing so hard because our minds were in the gutter. One of the twilight fans turns around and says "What's so funny?" and we say, "She's coming but her boyfriend doesn't want her to come, and now things are awkward!" She didn't get our immature jokes. MLIA

Perfect MLIA!

Isn't it funny how so many people went to see New Moon JUST because they hate Twilight? Heck, even my friends were concidering seeing it!

I did actually see the first Twilight movie. I went with about half my English class one Thursday night because the teacher planned a movie feild trip outside of school (Best teacher ever!). It wasn't that bad of a movie, and atleast it was somewhat entertaining.

It's also really nice to watch a movie at the cinema on a school night. It put's your mind to rest and is a great break from thinking about school

I'd watch new moon again just for Taylor..... mmmmm .... he's sooooo hot......

but yeah, it's such a good comedy movie.

[quote="Superevil225"]I'd watch new moon again just for Taylor..... mmmmm .... he's sooooo hot......[quote]

*Shivers*

I think I'll stick to Batman movies >_<

they find every reason to get Taylor's shirt off. EVERY. Like he either arives shirtless or rips it off heroically!

He always has his shirt off? Sounds like the kid from the Greatest FreakOut videos

I don't think there were any WereWolfs in the first movie. Is it true that they don't need to wait for a full moon to transform?

my computer, because of the settings we put on it, make clicking, error, pop-up, etc. sounds with a nature theme. and about 3 times a day, completeley at random, it makes a mokey screech
now that you know that, heres the story

I was watching a movie by Nigahiga on youtube (im sure you guys have heard of him) it was the one where he says he misses Soulja Boy, he was singing and he said the line "I love you soulja boy!" and all of a sudden my computer makes a really loud, perfectly time monkey screech right after he said it.
funnier then hell man

Antari wrote:He always has his shirt off? Sounds like the kid from the Greatest FreakOut videos

I don't think there were any WereWolfs in the first movie. Is it true that they don't need to wait for a full moon to transform?

Yeah, they arn't werewolves. not true ones at least.

Mr Pie 5 wrote:my computer, because of the settings we put on it, make clicking, error, pop-up, etc. sounds with a nature theme. and about 3 times a day, completeley at random, it makes a mokey screech
now that you know that, heres the story

I was watching a movie by Nigahiga on youtube (im sure you guys have heard of him) it was the one where he says he misses Soulja Boy, he was singing and he said the line "I love you soulja boy!" and all of a sudden my computer makes a really loud, perfectly time monkey screech right after he said it.
funnier then hell man

My dad wanted to show me the trailer for "Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus" (A really, really cheesy movie) so he went to YouTube. His FarmVille (FaceBook Game) was open in another tab, with the music off but the animal noises still on. A really serious part of the trailer was on when we heard a cow moo. It was hilarious!

But it is seriously a stupid movie. Check this out: