The Corrupted Wishes Game!

A nice little game to start off this section of CC

Rules:

• [1st poster] Post a wish (Example: "I wish I could fly")
  
• [2nd poster] Grant their wish, with an unfortunate twist (Example: "You can fly, but you grow horrible feathery wings")
  
• Try to make the corruption related to the wish in some way (Don't say someone drowns when they wish for a hotdog!)
  

Starting wish:

I wish I had a cat

you get it but it turns into smiley cat and kills you


I wish I had a tuna sandwhich

The tuna was actually a dolphin that got caught in the tuna net.... you get arrested.

I wish I was the queen of the world.

which world?
congratulations! you are now the queen of Pluto!




I wish I could figure out how to make signatures work on this thing

You do, yet you make a signature that is very offensive... you get banned.

no I mean seriously

Oh, go to your profile and set it. Also when you post there is a thing under options saying attach sig.... you tick the box.

Ok I wish I had a dog.

the dog eats the companion cube

and I did do that thing that you just said


I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but you wished to be banned. And I ban you.

I wish for a real Majora's Mask!

Oh, and FYI, there's a box you need to tick for signatures under the post section. Seeing as I can edit your posts, I'll do it for you....

EDIT: .... Okay, I'm getting a few problems here.... Bare with me >_>

EDIT: Okay, it's fixed I had it set to "Some members" instead of "All members". The only people that were allowed to have signatures before were Super and I. Now everything should be okay

granted, but the mask starts yelling lot of things at you that I would rather not type here and it keeps saying it over and over, louder and louder and it will never EVER stop


I wish I knew how this even looks like a monkey

Wish granted
Its brown and is as close as your gonna get to a monkey period!

I wish I wish that I was a god, but not a shinigami!

god of what?
you are now the god of dog sh**



I wish Gnome Chompski appeared in Portal

granted: but is carrying a million turrets strapped all around its body

I wish I wish I could relive any day of my life at will and still be able to go back to the future.

granted
you relive the worst day of your life where you get kicked in the balls, bound, gagged, and stuffed in a locker all day, then get in trouble for playing hookey



I wish I didnt have a gay dude sitting behind me in class

granted but now theres 3 of them sat to your left right and in front of you and now your teacher is gay as well, also there are no girls in your school

I wish for a lazer sword that I controlled with my thoughts

granted: but a sudden though of suicide entered you head for no reason and, well, bye bye



I wish I wish I had some fish

Granted but then you wished and wished you did'nt kill that fish and it bitch slaps you

I wish I had halo 4 (not odst or wars)

granted
but it ends up sucking



I wish I wasnt running out of things to wish for

granted but then the last thing you wish for is to die a horrible and painful death and be reborn into a new life.

I wish I could kill anyone whenever I wanted to without any sort of tool and not be thrown in jail or killed.

it happens and you kill your best friend. You try to kill your self but you cant and live in misery for ever because euthanasia is illegal.

I wish I could be like a ranger.

Granted you are now a Ranger
(what, does every wish have to end badly)


I wish my dog would stop whining whenever she sees my cat

Granted. Your dog has lost it's tongue and can no long fit in with other dogs.

I wish I had a hug.

granted
come give the Boomer a hug
(amazing what you can find on google)




I wish people would KEEP IT CLEAN

*Shoots boomer*One down, 10000000000000 more to go.

there goes your hug


I wish you would remember to make a wish to corrupt