My New Love

Everyone, I have an announcement to make. Over the past few days, I have been thinking and I finally realised - I love cats.



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I've always had a dog, Sam, and my mother is allergic to cats. I've never really been near cats before, until a few days ago when I was at John's house.

He has two cats - Bubbles and Squeak. Both are completely black. Squeak is fat and Bubbles is very energetic =3

So Bubbles was walking around the room all cat-like, and I asked John if he'd sell her to me for 50 cents (All the money in mah pocket!). He said yes, but I knew my parents wouldn't allow it

So I've decided to become a cat werdo. I'll show up at John's house unexpectidly and say:

"Hey John..... Can I pet your cat?"

Then John will be like:

"Uhhh... Sure"

So I'll go in, pet the cat twice and then say:

"...... Bye."

And leave.

Eventually I will kill John and live with Bubbles

Okay, maybe I wont become a Cat Werdo. I'll probably end up gertting a cat some time when I'm older (I'll name it PeaNut. .... My mother is also allergic to peanuts.).

Until then... Wanna talk about cats?

I love cats, but I'm allergic =[ ...It always turned out like that for me. I loved cheese puffs and I turned out to be allergic to cheddar. I loved oreos and they caused anal bleeding (no joke). I loved dogs, but one bit me when I was little and was scared of them ever since. Everything I love hates me <_< .

keyboard cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

sux2bu

I'm also scared of dogs. All dogs but my own :S

My mother told me earlier that her favoraite type of MnM is peanut. She gets an allergic reaction, but she still eats them. Weirdo >_>

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*Cough* Sorry about that....

I purfer dogs. I would like cats more if they didnt smell so bad.

i have another one thats kind of funny is you dont mind dead cats

NO DEAD CATS!!!!

i didnt think so

Cats are the best. OMG have you seen the movie cats and dogs?

dont think so

Does that include cooked cats?

Superevil225 wrote:Cats are the best. OMG have you seen the movie cats and dogs?

Theres going to be a sequel to that where the cats and dogs are on the same side :3 . I saw a preview for it in the movies recently.

YES.

Yeah I saw it too, it actually might be as good as the first.

lol! I love that pic

Gravity Cat is my god.

I like this one better


HAX!

Poor Kitteh D:

I liked the music more in the first one.

true
but this one has Dr.Hax
so mine is better