Where do babies come from?
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Wert Ac
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Re: Where do babies come from?
She said, "They come from my vagina"
Wow, That was anti climatic wasn't it?
Wow, That was anti climatic wasn't it?
Banjomaster94- New Member
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Re: Where do babies come from?
my parents never told me,
or I never asked.
or I never asked.
xdenslatx- Moderator
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Re: Where do babies come from?
well actually, the man meets the woman and fall in love, and vies versa, so they get together on the bed, looking into each others eyes. and then going to the D.I.Y shop to buy a baby machine, the man gets a bit of DNA from his hand and the woman gets an egg from free ranged farms, put the ingredients in the machine and then wait for the software to download onto the machine and into the baby. then wait for nine months and a baby comes out
for the first five months of life you need to add software to protect it from viruses like Norton 360
well they told me babies came from a willy but just decided to give you -Wert- and giggles
for the first five months of life you need to add software to protect it from viruses like Norton 360
well they told me babies came from a willy but just decided to give you -Wert- and giggles
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Re: Where do babies come from?
I don't remember asking. I always knew where babies came from for real, so I guess they just told me some time.
I asked my favorite creeper at school, Zack where he came from once. He said he spawned in a dumpster when two men had a super high five. It was lol-tastic.
I asked my favorite creeper at school, Zack where he came from once. He said he spawned in a dumpster when two men had a super high five. It was lol-tastic.
Re: Where do babies come from?
If things get a little too risque, I may have to lock this. So watch it, guys!
My friend Oliver, who is obbsessed with videogames, had this to say:
"You put a disc in a girl and wait 9 months for it to load!"
Thank you, Oliver.
My friend Oliver, who is obbsessed with videogames, had this to say:
"You put a disc in a girl and wait 9 months for it to load!"
Thank you, Oliver.
Re: Where do babies come from?
i herd you could download them for free at pirate bay
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Re: Where do babies come from?
oscarstrok wrote:i herd you could download them for free at pirate bay
Pirate Bay and Torrents fail. There are way better pirating sites out there
Re: Where do babies come from?
my parents never told me how the baby was made
but they told me that the doctor had to slice open the womans stomach to get it out
but they told me that the doctor had to slice open the womans stomach to get it out
Re: Where do babies come from?
Mininova was better but they got pwned, and Demonoid doesn't have as many files...I mean no talking about anything against the law, or performing any actions that may cause crystal clear to do so!
(Back on topic)
I like the family guy clip where the stork comes into a ladies window, takes a red light-bulb out of his pouch and screws it into the lamp. The lady says "Wheres my baby?" and the stork replies in a deep voice, "Baby, you and me are gonna' make the baby."
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I like the family guy clip where the stork comes into a ladies window, takes a red light-bulb out of his pouch and screws it into the lamp. The lady says "Wheres my baby?" and the stork replies in a deep voice, "Baby, you and me are gonna' make the baby."
Re: Where do babies come from?
When I asked my mom when I was 5, she told me to ask my dad. When I asked my dad, he told me everything about sex and the birthing process. I should'a just stayed quiet and learned it on TV and not have to worry about awkward moments like that.
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Re: Where do babies come from?
you can get babies from limewire
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Re: Where do babies come from?
The... Companion Sphere!Wert Ac wrote:WHO TOLD YOU?! o_O
*Chearful chime*
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