Where do babies come from?

What did your parents tell you was the answer?

She said, "They come from my vagina"
Wow, That was anti climatic wasn't it?

my parents never told me,
or I never asked.

well actually, the man meets the woman and fall in love, and vies versa, so they get together on the bed, looking into each others eyes. and then going to the D.I.Y shop to buy a baby machine, the man gets a bit of DNA from his hand and the woman gets an egg from free ranged farms, put the ingredients in the machine and then wait for the software to download onto the machine and into the baby. then wait for nine months and a baby comes out

for the first five months of life you need to add software to protect it from viruses like Norton 360

well they told me babies came from a willy but just decided to give you -Wert- and giggles

I don't remember asking. I always knew where babies came from for real, so I guess they just told me some time.

I asked my favorite creeper at school, Zack where he came from once. He said he spawned in a dumpster when two men had a super high five. It was lol-tastic.

If things get a little too risque, I may have to lock this. So watch it, guys!

My friend Oliver, who is obbsessed with videogames, had this to say:

"You put a disc in a girl and wait 9 months for it to load!"

Thank you, Oliver.

i herd you could download them for free at pirate bay

oscarstrok wrote:i herd you could download them for free at pirate bay

Pirate Bay and Torrents fail. There are way better pirating sites out there

my parents never told me how the baby was made

but they told me that the doctor had to slice open the womans stomach to get it out

Mininova was better but they got pwned, and Demonoid doesn't have as many files...I mean no talking about anything against the law, or performing any actions that may cause crystal clear to do so!

(Back on topic)

I like the family guy clip where the stork comes into a ladies window, takes a red light-bulb out of his pouch and screws it into the lamp. The lady says "Wheres my baby?" and the stork replies in a deep voice, "Baby, you and me are gonna' make the baby."

When I asked my mom when I was 5, she told me to ask my dad. When I asked my dad, he told me everything about sex and the birthing process. I should'a just stayed quiet and learned it on TV and not have to worry about awkward moments like that.

you can get babies from limewire

WHO TOLD YOU?! o_O

Wert Ac wrote:WHO TOLD YOU?! o_O

The... Companion Sphere!

*Chearful chime*