The Corrupted Wishes Game!

granted but you forget everything else in the entire world

I wish I had a bowl of yummy noodles!

Granted. It's huge. You are now obese.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

you get it but it becomes the killer teddy bear from Hunters retribution

I wish more ppl would look at my bk topics on the bk forum

Granted. So many people look at it, your computer and the BK forums explode.

I wish that The Last Airbender movie will be good.

It is so good people kill themselves because they realise they can never have a life like that

I wish for nothing more or less then what I have right now

granted
your life is exactly the same (you feel happy now)


I wish every weekend would be a 3 day weekend

Granted. Eventually you do not get enough schooling and you are stupid and cannot get hired. You are stuck singing to the muffins in isle 2 at the supermarket.

I wish I had a really cool tatoo.

granted but its made of hena and it poisons and kills you

I still wish for nothing more or less then what I have right now except for the girl sat behind me to dump her bf and go out with me

Granted, but she complains. A LOT.

I wish people would wise up and realise that talking to dead people is impossible. I know that's kinda hipocrytical, 'cause I can speak to CC, but she's not a ghost. Ghosts do not exist.

Granted, but they start talking to YOU the way they talked to the dead people



I wish I didnt have homework

Granted. You have to much time on your hands and you die.

I wish I owned the full Akira manga series.

granted but all it wants to do is eat your brain



I wish youtube would load faster for me

Granted you click on a movie that you don't know what it was. It loaded so fast before you could read the desciption saying that it was a mind-gooafying video, it began playing and you mind turned to mush.

I wish Fafner wasn't a cheap rip off of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

granted but I dont know what either of those are so I Fire Mah Lazer at you



I wish my pet zombie would stop trying to eat my brains while I sleep

Granted. It eats your intestines.

I wish that I could fly!

granted

nuff said


I wish people would use the you are BANNED game more